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Food & Drink

Addictive Cheese Spread (it’s dangerously good)

Ridiculously easy and insanely addictive… you can jazz this up any way you like to suit your personal tastes.


  • Equal parts cream cheese and grated Tasty Cheese
  • Fine chopped onion
  • Salt
  • Ground pepper
  • Possible extras: chilli flakes, curry powder, finely chopped spring onion… chopped nuts, seeds. Your choice!

Addictive Cheese Spread (highly dangerous and too hard to share)

The Four Steps:

  • Mix well until mixture appears smooth and creamy… include any of your little added extras if you like (I add Chilli flakes and chopped pine nuts)
  • Place mixtures into a small container
  • Top with ground pepper and salt
  • Place in the fridge.

As kids we were allowed to have any leftover Addictive Cheese Spread in our sammies to school, but nowadays there never seems to be leftovers. Sometimes I like to tell people this is an old family secret and I can’t disclose the recipe,  just to avoid everyone knowing how easy it is.